Why a bacon sarnie is so perfect

Simplistic, unhealthy and absolutely delicious, the bacon sandwich is an absolute classic and its one of the few foods you can eat for any meal. I realise not everyone will like bacon, for religious moral or dietary reasons, so this isn't a universal article, but for quite a few people it is a treat that is almost unrivalled in pure all round delightfulness, whether you have it with ketchup, eggs or think it's just good enough as it is, it is bound to bring a smile to your face and a spike in your cholesterol.I have a theory that it basically is a food escape hatch, in that the simplisticness can bring a much needed break from the stresses of day to day life and with that happiness occurs. There are only very few foods that can achieve this, and the bacon bap is almost certainly the most used of all and could well be one of the best foods for it.